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 Anonymous writes "Venue: LA BOWL
Players: Gash (Ash), Frank (Pete), Monk (Rob), Slug (Shaun) in lane 1 and El Capitano (Brad), Bunny (Jos)h and Rainman (Dan) in lane 2
Followed by Malc and Hoff later
Man of the match: Brad for escaping alive!
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This was memorable for several reason:
the first thing to get out of the way is the absolutely shocking stitch up Brad got from Ash's sloppy seconds! i just want to say BAND OF BROTHERS! im glad i wasn't in the trenches with you lot you would have been shelling and shooting at me along with the enemy. (looking at josh, dan and ash in particular). this lady/thing who was sweating and foaming at the mouth decided to try and rape me, after posing for pictures she then tried to take me to the toilets much to the sniggers from my so called m8s. for future reference im taking pete's stance and telling them to ***** off as they walk towards me! :) and i will get my own back dont worry, the transexual stripogram is already ordered for your next birthday ash and as he was a close and personal friend of spiersys i got a decent discount!
back to the main event and this was special bowling to say the least. a bit too much seriousness for my liking but i was trying left handed, right handed and the shane warne spinners to spice things up. and in the end bunny and rainman had made me look like a retard i think i finished last in our half of the bowling both games. add to this the slight bollocking i got for trying to add extra players to get more goes, my night wasn't what i would call enjoyable! lol. on the other side there was some other special moments, ash was presented with quality shoes with velcro tie ups - his nan had phoned ahead and warned them about his 3 year old mental capacity and the fact he has a phobia of shoelaces. then seeing shaun shuffle up and do a hop a skip and a spin before releasing his ball was hilarious as was his second round score of 52 in which he failed to hit a single pin in 3 rounds!! im sure there was the complaint from the young ladies next to us about having to look at ash, they turned the lights off and pretended they were doing the strobelight bowling but i know the truth, it saved them having to ask the birthday boy to leave. this then proceded to show up rainmans pink belt to match the gaymers he was drinking as well as some dodgy stains on the slugs trousers but enough said. you can make your own minds up about both incidents. the drink smelt salty from 5 feet away but dan said it was homemade so the bar couldn't tell me the ingredients. next there was the floating monk, dazzling in his bright shirt under the lights and until he smiled you couldn't tell if there was a person inside it. lol. for any equal opportunities enthusiasts before you have a go about me picking on the foreign boy we took Josh along so we do our bit for the needy and mentally incpable!! and it worked as rob was victorious both games! rainman won the first on our lane and then bunny won the second! (bonus points on the equal opportunities again as we let him win 1!)
then the highlight of my evening, in the background with a little flag and 'go ashley' t-shirt was his nan!! she came to support the bowling as well as the football. absolutely priceless. after having a little gamble with us she took off and the party proceded to Newport . . . . . .
if i have upset anyone in this message i am sorry but tough shit. everyone tried to feed me to the lion and i only just escaped!! this is the start of my vengeance lol.
Happy Birthday Ash. Up the Burg"
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Posted on Saturday, September 26 @ 14:28:23 BST by bakerman |
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